Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that
Somehow I feel that these two should be merged into a single Squirrelboy
i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
Good to know that I can brush my hair without threatening my masculinity
That brush doesn’t have bristles, it has BROstles. And they’re 100% boar, just like you and your buds when you’ve had a few too many brewskies, right my dudes?
Things I used to laugh at:
- actual jokes
Things I laugh at now:
- "en garde, fuckboy"
i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.
PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.
I don’t get why straight girls thinks lesbians/bisexual girls will try to kiss them or touch them. We are queer girls, not straight boys.