I can’t overstate the importance of this movie, and specifically this exchange.
i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before
i spit out my water that was brilliant
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
You’re welcome to keep telling me what you do and don’t want, but there’s really nothing you can do to stop me.
Except use the safe word, of course.
You’re absolutely right, porn really does need helpful disclaimers to remind everyone of the difference between fantasy and reality. At every possible opportunity.
That’s why when I talk dirty to anyone, I make sure to do it like this:
"I want to fuck you (assuming that you’re in the mood) so hard (assuming that you’re not having any issues with vaginal soreness) that you’ll be walking funny (assuming that you’re okay with that and don’t have any traumatic childhood memories involving being teased for your limp) at work (assuming that you won’t get into trouble with your boss and also assuming that you’re going to continue your employment, because you are empowered and can make any life-decisions you choose) tomorrow (assuming you work tomorrow, you haven’t emailed me your schedule for this week), baby (assuming that it’s okay for me to call you that, I know many women consider it a term of endearment and like it but on the other hand some find it offensive and I don’t mean anything negative by it, please disregard if it bothers you).”
I find that it makes things so much easier and sexier and better for everyone involved. Really, all blogs should include little disclaimers like this to be certain that people who can’t tell fantasy from reality will not get any dangerous ideas (assuming that they don’t watch any horror movies, crime dramas, or read suspense novels).
this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future
omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life
last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time
If u dont like jazz especially tfa jazz i dont like u
I GOT TOM FELTON THIS IS A GOOD DAY
I got the “I’m in a relationship with 15 inflated animals.” gif. My future ain’t looking that bright.
I got feathered dinosaurs….
Mine has the fire nation involved.
I got one direction?
I got “if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you”
I’m..not sure how to feel about this.
i got Jared Leto :P
I got “stop infantilizing sex”
I got the Doctor forgiving the Master.
I have a good feeling about this ^^
is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT
I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”
THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS
Elle Woods was hollering back before the movement. This is why i love this movie. It’s so progressive. Elle is a femme feminist who comes by it the hard way. She doesn’t change for the bookish people, the elitists, or for the feminists. She just does what she needs to do, and what she wants, even when at first it was chasing a boy. Then the movie drops the romance. IT DROPS THE ROMANCE. chick flicks don’t do that. Emmett asking her out is a footnote at the very end. And this whole time, she is classy, and lady like, and has pride in herself and her work. She’ll go to a costume party as a playboy bunny, but like hell will she sleep with her professor for an internship. Elle is my feminist role model
I remember listening to my DAD defend Legally Blonde. An uncle was saying “Oh look, it’s that stupid movie again.” as he flipped through the channels. My dad responded with “Oh yeah, that movie where the blonde girl with great grades works really hard to get into pre-law, studies hard and proves herself to her peers and bosses while maintaining her integrity and not sleeping with her boss? What a terrible message to send girls.”
Also, I love this movie because Reese Witherspoon.
And don’t forget that she has serious female friends and wins the case by way of her specialist knowledge of so-called “feminine things” that no one else takes seriously enough to even bother with.
The movie also passes the Bechdel test.
LET’S NOT FORGET that even though it starts with a situation where two girls are rivals for the same guy, they BOTH choose to ignore the social codes (and hollywood bylaws) that tell them they should be cat-fighting and trying to one-up each other, and instead they realize that they make good working partners and better friends and screw rivalry, AND ALSO HAVE EACH OTHER’S BACKS RE: WORKPLACE SEXUAL HARASSMENT. And that it portrays sororities as places where women can learn to work together and respect each other and help each other out, which sets the stage for the way Elle treats everyone she meets for the rest of the movie. OH AND IT HAS A FAT SIDE CHARACTER WHO OVERCOMES EMOTIONAL ABUSE, IS NEVER FAT-SHAMED OR USED AS THE BRUNT OF A FAT JOKE, AND LANDS THE HOTTEST MAN IN THE ENTIRE FILM.
Also, Elle still stays true to herself in a professional setting. Even when it’s tough for her, she always keeps being her bubbly, peppy self. She doesn’t let what others say about her stop her from being a kickass lawyer that also is unafraid to express herself how she wants to.
Call your body what you will
But mine is merciless
A sponge dipped in blood
Then wrung out
They say we are mostly water
But that must be the peaceful
Not us angry hearts
Not the worries
There are people protesting my body
There are men protesting my body