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queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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kyrare:

Somehow I feel that these two should be merged into a single Squirrelboy

kyrare:

Somehow I feel that these two should be merged into a single Squirrelboy

teencry:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

misandry-mermaid:

worldwar2chainz:

Good to know that I can brush my hair without threatening my masculinity

That brush doesn’t have bristles, it has BROstles.  And they’re 100% boar, just like you and your buds when you’ve had a few too many brewskies, right my dudes?

misandry-mermaid:

worldwar2chainz:

Good to know that I can brush my hair without threatening my masculinity

That brush doesn’t have bristles, it has BROstles. And they’re 100% boar, just like you and your buds when you’ve had a few too many brewskies, right my dudes?

comfemgem:

Things I used to laugh at:

  • actual jokes

Things I laugh at now:

  • "en garde, fuckboy"

life-death-thepursuitofhappiness:

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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unamusedsloth:

"We should eat whatever those things are." [via]

unamusedsloth:

"We should eat whatever those things are." [via]

thequeerclone:

I don’t get why straight girls thinks lesbians/bisexual girls will try to kiss them or touch them. We are queer girls, not straight boys.

pssst

hey guys i’m 7 followers away from 50! 

shut up im getting excited okay