Slayerette

kateordie:

I can’t overstate the importance of this movie, and specifically this exchange.

relahvant:

fantasticsteve:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

i spit out my water that was brilliant

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

inherplace-alt:

subgirlygirl:

hurtingprettygirls:

You’re welcome to keep telling me what you do and don’t want, but there’s really nothing you can do to stop me.

Except use the safe word, of course.
Right?

You’re absolutely right, porn really does need helpful disclaimers to remind everyone of the difference between fantasy and reality. At every possible opportunity.
That’s why when I talk dirty to anyone, I make sure to do it like this:

"I want to fuck you (assuming that you’re in the mood) so hard (assuming that you’re not having any issues with vaginal soreness) that you’ll be walking funny (assuming that you’re okay with that and don’t have any traumatic childhood memories involving being teased for your limp) at work (assuming that you won’t get into trouble with your boss and also assuming that you’re going to continue your employment, because you are empowered and can make any life-decisions you choose) tomorrow (assuming you work tomorrow, you haven’t emailed me your schedule for this week), baby (assuming that it’s okay for me to call you that, I know many women consider it a term of endearment and like it but on the other hand some find it offensive and I don’t mean anything negative by it, please disregard if it bothers you).”

I find that it makes things so much easier and sexier and better for everyone involved. Really, all blogs should include little disclaimers like this to be certain that people who can’t tell fantasy from reality will not get any dangerous ideas (assuming that they don’t watch any horror movies, crime dramas, or read suspense novels).

inherplace-alt:

subgirlygirl:

hurtingprettygirls:

You’re welcome to keep telling me what you do and don’t want, but there’s really nothing you can do to stop me.

Except use the safe word, of course.

Right?

You’re absolutely right, porn really does need helpful disclaimers to remind everyone of the difference between fantasy and reality. At every possible opportunity.

That’s why when I talk dirty to anyone, I make sure to do it like this:

"I want to fuck you (assuming that you’re in the mood) so hard (assuming that you’re not having any issues with vaginal soreness) that you’ll be walking funny (assuming that you’re okay with that and don’t have any traumatic childhood memories involving being teased for your limp) at work (assuming that you won’t get into trouble with your boss and also assuming that you’re going to continue your employment, because you are empowered and can make any life-decisions you choosetomorrow (assuming you work tomorrow, you haven’t emailed me your schedule for this week), baby (assuming that it’s okay for me to call you that, I know many women consider it a term of endearment and like it but on the other hand some find it offensive and I don’t mean anything negative by it, please disregard if it bothers you).”

I find that it makes things so much easier and sexier and better for everyone involved. Really, all blogs should include little disclaimers like this to be certain that people who can’t tell fantasy from reality will not get any dangerous ideas (assuming that they don’t watch any horror movies, crime dramas, or read suspense novels).

cadoi-city:

percabethforeva:

birdgirl69:

leviheichousdick:

badluckchick:

jesuswearingcrocs:

wild-oysters:

shipping-heart-kitten:

shingeki-no-annie:

thelostweasel:

asscheck:

theluckycloud:

distraction:


this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future

omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life

last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time

If u dont like jazz especially tfa jazz i dont like u

I GOT TOM FELTON THIS IS A GOOD DAY

I got the “I’m in a relationship with 15 inflated animals.” gif. My future ain’t looking that bright.

I got feathered dinosaurs….
hmm……


well then

Mine has the fire nation involved.

I got one direction?

I got “if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you”I’m..not sure how to feel about this.

i got Jared Leto :P

I got “stop infantilizing sex”


I got the Doctor forgiving the Master.I have a good feeling about this ^^

cadoi-city:

percabethforeva:

birdgirl69:

leviheichousdick:

badluckchick:

jesuswearingcrocs:

wild-oysters:

shipping-heart-kitten:

shingeki-no-annie:

thelostweasel:

asscheck:

theluckycloud:

distraction:

this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future

omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life

last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time

If u dont like jazz especially tfa jazz i dont like u

I GOT TOM FELTON THIS IS A GOOD DAY

I got the “I’m in a relationship with 15 inflated animals.” gif. My future ain’t looking that bright.

I got feathered dinosaurs….

hmm……

well then

Mine has the fire nation involved.

I got one direction?

I got “if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you”
I’m..not sure how to feel about this.

i got Jared Leto :P

I got “stop infantilizing sex”

I got the Doctor forgiving the Master.
I have a good feeling about this ^^

xiii-wings:

xiii-wings:

buttcramps:

is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT

I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”

THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS

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riodoesntknow:

mortallyfoolish:

Elle Woods was hollering back before the movement. This is why i love this movie. It’s so progressive. Elle is a femme feminist who comes by it the hard way. She doesn’t change for the bookish people, the elitists, or for the feminists. She just does what she needs to do, and what she wants, even when at first it was chasing a boy. Then the movie drops the romance. IT DROPS THE ROMANCE. chick flicks don’t do that. Emmett asking her out is a footnote at the very end. And this whole time, she is classy, and lady like, and has pride in herself and her work. She’ll go to a costume party as a playboy bunny, but like hell will she sleep with her professor for an internship. Elle is my feminist role model

ronstormer:

I remember listening to my DAD defend Legally Blonde. An uncle was saying “Oh look, it’s that stupid movie again.” as he flipped through the channels. My dad responded with “Oh yeah, that movie where the blonde girl with great grades works really hard to get into pre-law, studies hard and proves herself to her peers and bosses while maintaining her integrity and not sleeping with her boss? What a terrible message to send girls.”

Also, I love this movie because Reese Witherspoon. 

teiledesganzen:

And don’t forget that she has serious female friends and wins the case by way of her specialist knowledge of so-called “feminine things” that no one else takes seriously enough to even bother with.

The movie also passes the Bechdel test.

bookshop:

LET’S NOT FORGET that even though it starts with a situation where two girls are rivals for the same guy, they BOTH choose to ignore the social codes (and hollywood bylaws) that tell them they should be cat-fighting and trying to one-up each other, and instead they realize that they make good working partners and better friends and screw rivalry, AND ALSO HAVE EACH OTHER’S BACKS RE: WORKPLACE SEXUAL HARASSMENT. And that it portrays sororities as places where women can learn to work together and respect each other and help each other out, which sets the stage for the way Elle treats everyone she meets for the rest of the movie. OH AND IT HAS A FAT SIDE CHARACTER WHO OVERCOMES EMOTIONAL ABUSE, IS NEVER FAT-SHAMED OR USED AS THE BRUNT OF A FAT JOKE, AND LANDS THE HOTTEST MAN IN THE ENTIRE FILM. 

wildwildeyes:

Also, Elle still stays true to herself in a professional setting. Even when it’s tough for her, she always keeps being her bubbly, peppy self. She doesn’t let what others say about her stop her from being a kickass lawyer that also is unafraid to express herself how she wants to.

kaitrokowski:

Call your body what you will
But mine is merciless
A sponge dipped in blood
Then wrung out
They say we are mostly water
But that must be the peaceful
Not us angry hearts
Not the worries

There are people protesting my body
There are men protesting my body
They are…

I love her argument that white women gaining voting rights was vital to WOC gaining voting rights when one of the arguments used in the Women's Suffrage was literally "we should have gotten the right to vote before black men because we're better than them"

misandry-mermaid:

True true.

62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do.
1. Tony is not allowed to replace the entire contents of the cafeteria with pop-tarts just because Thor has declared it the ‘food of the gods.’
2. Natasha is not allowed to interrogate new S.H.I.E.L.D. employees and dispose of the ones she deems unworthy.
3. Clint is not allowed to continue insisting that is the final step of the interview process to terrified new hires.
4. Tony is not allowed to broadcast sing-along songs into the Hulk-cage, no matter amusing he finds teaching Hulk “Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn around”
5. Clint is not allowed to put the security feed of the Hulk’s Teddy Bear dance on Youtube.
6. Bruce is not allowed to hack into personnel files to look up blackmail material on Director Fury.
7. Tony is not allowed to insist that he’s already done so and that Fury’s middle name is Rainbow Sprinkles…. Because it isn’t.
8. Thor is not allowed to be naked at Headquarters. Ever.
9. Steve is not allowed to address any female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents as ‘little lady,’ ‘broad,’ or ‘dame.’ It only ends in getting slapped.
10. Agent Coulson’s name isn’t “Mom.”
11. Director Fury should never again be addressed as “Dad”
12. Agent Hill is not the Avenger’s wicked stepmother.
13. Clint is not allowed to lurk in the shadowy rafters spying on people, unless specifically instructed to do so for an official S.H.I.E.L.D. sanctioned mission.
14. ‘Operation Irritate the Fuck Out of Nick Fury’ is not an official mission, no matter what Tony or Natasha say to the contrary.
15. Debriefings should not be preceded by tequila shots.
16. Debriefings should not be followed by tequila shots.
17. There are to be no shots of any kind during debriefings.
18. Thor and Hulk will wait to fight until after the battle is over.
19. Tony Stark is not God’s gift to women.
20. The Avengers do not need matching uniforms.
21. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to have a contest to see who can make a bigger “boom” in the lab.
22. Thor is not allowed to join in and make the biggest boom with his hammer.
23. The Avengers will not be celebrating Steve’s 94th birthday.
24. The laboratory is not Tony and Bruce’s ‘Super Secret Genius Clubhouse.’ They are not allowed to bar entry to employees based on IQ test results.
25. The Avengers are not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
26. Iron Man is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
27. Tony Stark is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
28. Thor is not allowed to ‘bring down the wrath of Odinson’ on the person who ate the last package of pop-tarts.
29. Pants are not optional at team meetings.
30. ‘Pepper said it was okay’ is not a good enough reason to defy a director order from command.
31. The words “What’s the worst that could happen?” are never to be uttered on a mission ever again.
32. MC Hammer did not write Thor a theme song.
33. Gumby is not the love child of Bruce Banner and Reed Richards.
34. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to impersonate members of the clergy ever again. Ever.
35. Blasting ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ at top volume into Bruce’s room on loop overnight is not an effective way to suppress the Hulk.
36. Hawkeye is not sitting in the rafters waiting to pick off people playing Galaga on their computer during work hours.
37. Tony is not allowed to bribe Natasha and Clint to physically, emotionally or psychologically torture General Ross for being ‘a great big douchebucket’ and ‘being mean to Brucie-kins.’
38. Steve is ‘Captain America’ not ‘Captain New York and those 49 other, lesser states.’
39. ‘Hulk SMASH!’ is not an effective diplomatic policy.
40. Tony is not allowed to buy the Dodgers and move them back to Brooklyn to apologize for lighting Steve’s hair on fire.
41. The phrase ‘Trust me, I’m a doctor’ never leads anywhere good.
42. It is not funny to dare Bruce to drink three quarts of green food coloring before a urine test.
43. Steve is not to be introduced as ‘Captain Tightpants’ or ‘The All-American Virgin.’
44. The Avengers do not ‘charge into battle, naked like the Celts.’ Except for The Hulk. Sometimes.
45. Natasha’s glare is not in fact fatal. Tony is not allowed to continue implying that it is.
46. Tony is not allowed to convince Bruce to help him make death ray goggles so that it will be.
47. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow the American government, just because they didn’t like the results from the last election.
48. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow any government, without checking in with S.H.I.E.L.D. first.
49. Clint is not allowed to sell Thor any ‘magic beans.’
50. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to try to sell Tony to another planet, even if they are promised really cool new weapons in exchange.
51. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go to any science conferences without a chaperone.
52. A robot Tony built does not count as a chaperone.
53. Nikola Tesla is not a vampire being held in the bowels of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters.
54. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go searching for him in the name of Science!
55. Clint’s super-power is not ‘being super-annoying.’
56. The following words and phrases are never to be uttered over communication devices during an active mission ever again: “Exploring sexuality,” “Necrophilia,” “It’s getting hot in herr, so take off all your clothes,” “I hate everyone on this mission and I wish they’d die in a fire,” “Nick Fury can go suck on a big bag of sausages,” references to Bruce’s giant stash of weed, mention of anyone’s erection, or “Shawarma.”
57. If it makes Tony giggle for more than 30 seconds, it isn’t allowed.
58. If it makes Natasha crack a smile, it’s probably illegal.
59. Thor taking Jane to see Asgard does not count as an alien abduction. Clint should stop referring to it as such.
60. Just because Bruce agreed to work in Tony’s lab, does not mean he needs to get a “Property of Stark Industries” tattoo.
61. Tony is not allowed to design a robot to draw said tattoo on Bruce when he falls asleep in the lab.
62. Post-mission reports to Director Fury should not start out ‘So let me explain…’